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Great News: Hooters Now Has Fat, Ugly Servers

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud supports those who are "big-boned" in other professions.

Who the F is Lindsay Lohan?

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud gives his thoughts about the Lindsay Lohan "drama".

Newsflash: Happy Meals Do Not Make Kids Fat. Lousy Parents Do

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:00:00 GMT

The title says it all.

Utah Shoots a Convicted Murderer Via Firing Squad. . . Awesome

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Firing squads still exist in America.

Boycott BP? Only if you like wasting your time

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud explains why it's pointless to join all those "Boycott BP" groups.

Deranged Sports Dorks Threaten to Kill the Umpire Who Botched Perfect Game

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud discusses the behavior of sports nerds.

Muslims About to Do a Victory Dance at Ground Zero

Wed, 26 May 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud discusses the New York Community Board's decision to approve the construction of a mosque near Ground Zero.

High School Boys Suspended for Wearing the American Flag on Their Shirts

Thu, 06 May 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud gives his take on the boys suspended for wearing the American flag on their t-shirts on Cinco de Mayo.

Why are Illegal Aliens so Racist and Intolerant?

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud puts the immigration issue into perspective.

Heartfelt Earth Day Message From Spud

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud gives his very special Earth Day message.

Bomb Scare at Calvin College

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Spud discusses the "bomb scare" at Calvin College.

700 Pound Woman Thinks She Is Too Thin

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:00:00 GMT

The title says it all.

Green Zone Sold Approximately Fourteen Tickets. Way to Go Matt Damon.

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:00:00 GMT

Matt Damon's latest movie doesn't do too well.

Obamacare Explained in 90 Seconds

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 04:00:00 GMT

The title explains it all.

When You Fill Out the Census, Your Race is None of Their Business

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Spud tells the proper way to fill out the Census.

F You Valentines Day

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Spud vents for all men who thinks Valentine's Day is unfair.

The People Have Spoken: Screw Healthcare. . . We Need A Job

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Spud gives Obama and Co. some advice on how to listen.

The Prez Says: The Correct Term is "Negro"

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Spud talks about the wonders of a double standard.

Tiger Woods Is Not Even An Athelte

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:00:00 GMT

The title says it all.

The Blizzard of 09 is all Your Fault Because You Take Long Showers

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Spud breaks down the first big blizzard this winter.

Remember: The Fort Hood Murderer is Not an Islamic Terrorist, And You Are a Bigot

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Music As Torture

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Spud discusses the torture qualities of R.E.M.'s music.

Hey, how is that Stimulus working out for ya?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Spud gives his thoughts on the Stimulus package.

Hey, Barry: Decline the Nobel Prize

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Spud has some advice for President Obama and his Nobel Prize win.

Prisons

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Hey Granholm: Don't shut down prisons, shut down Detroit

The War Is Over. We Won. Happy 4th of July.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Apparently Michael Jackson Died or Something

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Spud gives his thoughts about the late Michael Jackson.

Tyler A. Cotter 6-2-88 6-17-09

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Gay People

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

You Can't Laugh at Gay People-They Are Sacred

Narrow-Minded Bigots

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT

I Dont Care Why Muslims Are Angry

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:00:00 GMT