Welcome to my dopeness... Where every day is just as fresh and funky as the last.

 

Born and raised in Michigan's desolate Upper Peninsula. I attended college up there for a while, I think I majored in Political Science, but I mainly just spent my time drinking and becoming loose (as in “free-spirited”)

 

If I say something, and you think I’m insinuating something inappropriate, you’re probably right.

 

My musical taste ranges from Against Me to Sinatra to my all time favorite song “Africa” by Toto.

 

Things I like: being inappropriate (to others, not to myself), sports, movies, reading and writing. I also like coffee, beer, and puppies.

 

I am not married, and it wouldn't bother me if it never happened. I have no children, and never plan on having any (as I am not willing to have one in order to test my theory that I would make a terrible parent). But, I have a dog.

 

I smoke, a lot. I have issues with time management. I have an unrealistic fear of clowns and puppets. Every time someone tells me smoking causes lung cancer I get a sudden urge to punch them in the baby maker.

 

I do not like random acts of douchebaggery, feet, liars, your mom, the south, people who use elevators to go up one floor, Ann Coulter, Iowa, Illinois, ground beef, the song "Holy Diver", people who tell secrets, The Wizard Of Oz, or when people chew with their mouths open.

 

Be sure to listen every Saturday from 10am-2pm and Sundays 10am-3pm. I’ll tell you all about bad parents, shady celebrities, and generally crazy news.

 

Email me at loosewendy@hotmail.com